I'm a destined to be a superhero for my friends and family. Its a role I have been running from but its a reoccurring theme for me. I can handle it now, because I am handling my own villains first. Looking for the Louis Lane to my Superman is pretty high on the list. This time around Im actually gonna try more unconventional methods of choosing him. At one point I wanted Drew the Sequel and held men to this unfair expectation of gay saintly perfection. He was perfect for the time we were together, but that was years ago and my needs have evolved. So then I took the good things of the relationship and added them to a list of ideals and voila.I had the perfect formula for love. I was oh so wrong!! Almost as wrong as I was when I thought blond hair was a cute look for me.

The internet is producing an insane wave of Cyber- Jackasses that seem to think they are exempt from honesty and morals. So they detail what they want and who they are only to be so far from their emails and text messages, you find yourself connected to a Demon in Dolce. But then there are those who bend themselves to fit your profile to the letter and are just a bit too perfect. Stalker boy who memorizes your favorites and they become his. He has no opinion on anything unless you give it to him. The poor man cant make plans or a decision unless he has you for a point of reference. Contractions and flaws are hot!!! Why would I want to date my mirror image??? I'm crazy as hell, I couldnt date me no matter how I hot I know I am ?!?!

But seriously, if you can make me laugh step up. If you can tell me I'm wrong, step up. If you speak your mind and expect that I will accept it as your truth and not an indictment...step the hell up.

I want insane moments of laughter at a movie that's not that funny, but you can see yourself in it. Wandering the city sharing a Gray's Papaya Recession Special. Checking out the latest over-reviewed, over-analyzed stage production. Chilling in Central Park, looking at the freaks wander in and out of the shadowy alcoves in the trees. Hanging with my family for a Sunday of food, laughs and occasional embarrassing story. Eating bucket after bucket of buffalo wings with Kristy and Dwight on Tuesday nights at Black Bear Grill!!! (Really they are fucking amazing!!! I mean the wings! But I guess Kristy and Dwight arent bad either. HA)

Yeah..none of this is in the immediate future, I'm not that crazy. But this is the ultimate destination if you jump onboard this ride. Bumps will come; Ill hold you during the rough spots. Tears are a certainty; Ill dry them even if I caused them. Love abounds; Ill give my all and all. My world will open; feel free to come in and add what you will and take what you need. Just know that all I give is done sincerely and without agenda. Its said too casually for me but..I love hard. For me this is non-negotiable

DJ